doris wong

A weird,funny,quiet at times,that friend that will always be there for you (sometimes) and always will be amazing!

You are so doris wong!!

Doris Mendes

That Hot ass, sexy Shawn Mendes obsessed girl.

Omg Doris Mendes posted about Shawn Mendes again. But it’s okay because she’s hot and sexy asf

Dori-TOES

It's basically Doritos but fucked up and made with actual toes. Do not eat unless you are a fucking cannibal. Also *very different to Dory's Toes* because Dory is a fucking fish, and has no toes.

person 1: Hey I'm eating Doritos
person 2: you mean Dori-TOES?
person 1: wha- oh. I hate you so much-

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dory rower

n. Canadian expression for a fellow who's useless.

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That new deckhand be a right dory rower. I wouldn't want to rely on him to pull traps in a moisturizer.

Too right Bruce.

You from Australia?

Yeah. But not from Perth.

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[Doris Day]

girl who is goody-two shoes, always does right.

"Why is she on everybody's good side, Doris Day is always getting props from the authority".

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dory flop

When an uncircumscised man with a syphilis chancre retracts his foreskin, the entire ulcer flips out all at once because it is too hard to bend. This resembles the movement of a broad-beamed skiff or dory as it is turned upside down.

Good thing I kept the lights on with that guy. I saw that dory flop, so I grabbed my clothes and got the hell outta there.

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Dirty Doris

When a chick is blowing you, but you fart at the same time you cum. The smell is so bad that she gags and the cum comes out her nose.

everything was going well last night, until i farted and she dirty doris all over the place

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