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ear infucktion

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf

Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

by Vitamin_Deficiency April 5, 2011

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dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."

Mike is dick with ears.

by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004

259๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ear Hustlin

It means that you are listenin to someone elses conversation when you should be mindin your own buisness.

Why you hear hustlin punk?

by FrIsKo's FiOnEsT November 30, 2004

85๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


ear bling

I person that wears their Bluetooth ear piece all the time. Itโ€™s especially โ€œdorkyโ€ when itโ€™s highly unlikely that he/she will need to take a call. The perception is that it makes you look "important" but actually will coin you as a "geek" or "looser".

"Damm Zike was wearing that ear bling during his kids little league game and looked like a total looser"

โ€œMy man is sportin the "ear bling" trying to look like "Chief Chump" as Billiam Gates supernerd sidekickโ€

by Mr. Doobie May 16, 2008


young ears

A kid that you probably shouldn't cuss around. They need to keep their innocence. Their ears are young because they haven't heard anything "naughty" yet. Like if your friend accidentally says something in front of your younger sibling, you would say " be careful there's young ears"

Hey don't say that. There are some young ears around.

by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020


Ear Infucktion

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".

Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.

by Otsego69 March 1, 2016


WinWins' Ear

WinWin from NCT's Fairy/Elf Ear. The other NCT members have an obsession with touching it. Mostly Mark, Haechan, and Yuta.

WinWins' Ear is so cute and pointy! He looks like a fairy!

by fluffyssi December 29, 2021