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eric is the best guy you’ll ever meet. he looks a bit younger than his age but he is a very quiet person. he gets all the emo bitches, lesbians and big booty latinas. he has very low eyes and looks high off his ass all the time. he is the only guy you’ll never need and is better than your boyfriend, ex and the guy you’re talking to. he has a large penis and is of average height.
quandale: who’s that guy walking with that emo girl and latina with a fat ass?
daquavious: that’s eric dawg just look at him
One who likes wieners and plays it off as if he only likes them for $30 million.
Hi I’m Eric and only for $30 million would I ever suck a wiener....”wink wink”
ONE OF THE FUNNEST, HOTTEST, STRONGEST,GUYS EVER.HE HAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST PENISES I HAVE EVER SAW. IF YOU EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH HIM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT DO NOT EVER PASS IT UP. IF YOU DO YOU ARE A LOSER.
YOU: 8----D
ERIC: 8---------------------------D
MAN ONE DAY I HOPE I CAN MEET AN ERIC.
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The man I love with all my heart n will spend the rest of my life loving. He is my forever!
I love Eric like a fat kid love cake!
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A complete loser with no respect for himself who dates Raccoons and talks about how much action he doesn't get in TJ. He has been known to cry when intoxicated and Hangs out with two Fat Homies often in front of his house. Has been known to obsess with how he looks but is fuckin ugly and has a slight resembelance to a mexican shrek. He is the guy who looks at girls through a peephole and tells his friends to come and look.
Eric: "Hey you guys come look at this sexy Raccoon!"
Homie:"No Eric You fuckin' asshole!"
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When something horribly ironic, annoying or unfortuante happens to you.
Something happens to you that seems like it would also happen to Eric. Usually something bad happens that is then amplified by a certain circumstance.
Joey: "So I was coming down the snowboard run and I hadn't fallen yet. I get to the bottom and say to my friends 'I haven't fallen yet!' at which point I tried to stop and fell. Of course right infront of a cute girl."
Josh: "Man, you just got Ericed."
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Been used as the universes punching bag for most of his life. Shit never works out for him and is cursed to be a loner.
Dude that guy over their is such a Eric
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