Cherokee Highschool

Cherokee Highschool is quite an interesting place. You may be a freshman, or sophomore, but you're not treated like you're in highschool until you reach 11th grade. You must shove food down your throat in 25 minutes, and if you wish to take your vitamin water out of the lunch room, you pretty much have to shove it up your ass and walk out with it...trust me, they'll find it anywhere else. Despite that fact that over 25,000 text messages fly out of the building during the first half of the day, teachers still treat phones as if we're going to use them to nuke the damn place. Parking is ridiculous. You DO NOT have to get there at 6:30 to get a spot. The only time you DO is when noob juniors who just got their licenses tell every other fucking junior you need to get there at the crack ass of dawn, or it'll be full. Thank you assholes. Anyone in psych would agree with the following 3 word description of said parking issue...Self Fulfilling Prophecy. Stereotyping and Ignorance among peers is at such a high level that a girl can't join a sports team without SOMEONE deeming them lesbo, and a guy can't have even the slightest sense of style without being labeled a fag. Most people in Cherokee need serious reality checks, because as soon as highschool is over those are the only kinds of checks they'll be seeing. That's right girls, no more Mommy&Daddy funds. Grow up.

(2 girls leaving Cherokee Highschool after 13th period)

"Omg girl, we have to go shopping today!"

"Let's do it! I still have my mom's last blank check!"

26👍 5👎

Mamaroneck Highschool

The only public school that kids living in Larchmont and Mamaroneck can go to. Known for its open campus, excessive amounts of clubs/extra curricular activities, and academic programs. In athletics Mamaroneck's baseball team won states in 08/09. Has a great field hockey/Tennis teams, terrible football team, average everything else. The school has one of the best music programs in the tri-state area. Still suffers from basic school problems like no budget (despite the ridiculously high property taxes), lack of student parking, and terrible tenured teachers. Has a very large population of Jews and Latinos alongside the standard white christians, but few blacks. Most are wealthy and have cars which they attempt to find nearby parking for. The majority of students are generic prepy kids who wear nice cloths or t-shirts with jeans or shorts. According to a single survey given in 2006, Mamaroneck high is #1 in the state and #2 in the country for drinking (bullshit). Many smoke pot regularly but not everyone. Kids at Mamaroneck high are educated in safe sex and therefore arent too stupid to use a condom (most of the time), resulting in few teen pregnancies. Mamaroneck students almost all graduate and most go higher end schools spread around the country for undergrad.

Average Mamaroneck Highschool conversation:
Boy: "Hey we both have 3rd period free. Want to go across the street to Walters Hot Dogs for lunch?"
Girl: "No thanks i have to go to the library and study for AP biology."

71👍 19👎

Lapeer Highschool

This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their football team is the only thing going for this town. There is no diversity; only white. You’re either racist or you’re not. They took away our blend but gave us a tropical smoothie so now it’s hit up trop and then walk to mejier. Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Metamora that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Metamora, you either live there or Attica. If you live in the town of Lapeer you’re either normal or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lapeer High School.

“Where do you go?”
“Lapeer Highschool”
“Damn bro that god awful, atleast ur football team is good”

14👍 2👎

Allen highschool

Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but five time state champions. Spent 60 million dollars on a football stadium but foundation cracked within the the first couple games. A little bit better than lowery freshman center.

Barry: Do you go to allen highschool

Kate: yeah we winnin state next year

Barry: whoop de do you’ve won it five times

15👍 2👎

Kemp highschool

The land of pure inconvenience. It's where the drama burns and the vape fiends roam. But the main things you need to worry about are the stalkers and the overly horny freshman.

Kemp highschool is a shit Show

Centennial highschool

A sheitty school located in Las Vegas Nevada. Has the fakest bitches ever, and all the boys are fuck boys. The baseball team is like the 13 reasons why baseball team. The volleyball team are a bunch of white Mormons. The football team are a bunch of perves. The basketball team is good at playing but there wild. The wrestlers are all gay. Everyone turns on each other so don’t trust anyone here. The only okay thing is the education but that’s pretty shitty too. Also watch out for very petty people. Okay thank you

Centennial highschool is trash.

Rahway Highschool

This is the school that made homeroom after 2nd period and it’s so dumb, Ghetto, hoes always on the loose

Student 1- Is homeroom really after 2nd period?
Student2- Yes, rahway highschool so dumb
Student 3- No cap