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Something people put on their facebook statuses and blogs when they're too bored and lazy to put anything else. They think it makes them sound all smart and ironic, but it's really just annoying to everybody else.
Obama Insert Joke Here*
The Hangover {Insert Joke Here}
Alabama {Insert Racist Joke Here}
{Insert Example Here}
*Square brackets are normally used when writing "Insert Joke Here," but urban dictionary code doesn't work with it.
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instert something the best girl on earth, my Lauren, rox!
Lauren's a great girl, dude!
Yeh man, I know. Loz rox my jox!
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the act of putting a guy's penis into a women's vagina
I did a hot beef insertion on that girl last night. It was hot.
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The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T
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When a man inserts his entire body into the vagina of a very large, used woman.
"I met this big ass hookee last night. I payed $100 for a full body insertion."
Attempting to usurp God by way of transitive property.
Antifa hippie "If God is real, then why didn't he stop *Insert ultimate adversary*? If God can't do it then I will defeat fascism myself. Thereby demonstrating that I should be the one who decides who exists and who doesn't not."
Usually said after a dad joke is told.
So, my dad was at the grocery store, and when the cashier asked him whether he wanted a paper or plastic bag, he said: "I don't care, I'm bisacktual." Insert cringe here
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