A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!
She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!
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A spin knob attached to the steering wheel of larger cars to facilitate turning the wheel using one hand and with little effort.
Darryl's '76 cadillac was pimped the fuck out. It had whitewalls, purple velvet interior, zebra striped bucket seats, mood lighting, and a gold nigger knob on the steering wheel.
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That chick is a little knob gobblin!
She likes the taste!
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A woman who loves nothing more than to orally pleasure a man. Often without exchange of money or goods.
"After the 'knob nibbler' swallowed my kids, she got off the bus. I did'nt even get her name."
"Dude, don't squeeze that lime in my drink after you just took a piss, I don't want knob juice in my drink"
Someone who is continually done over by women
Gilbert always gets done over by his women, what a slack knob!
Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.
Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"