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What to call the Coronavirus when you want to offend radical leftists as payback for the stupid shit they have said and done or if you are Anti-Asian.
Despite what was initially thought, you can get the Kung Flu more than once.
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Kung grattis is a swedish intentional mistranslation of 'congratulations' (accurately translated to 'gratulerar' or 'grattis') where the extra "kung", meaning "king", applies a majestic weight to the wishings. Kung grattis is widely used ironically.
1) Ironical usage:
- Why so somber, mate?
- Just told Anna about Sarah.
- Kung grattis...
2) Used as sincere congratulations:
- Tillåt mig att kunggratulera! Du har vunnit en brödrost med inbyggda blinkers!
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Cat food mixed with squirrel and ferrets and lots of veggies
I sure can go for some kung fu from that korean place over in china town.
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A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.
(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."
GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."
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a "fighting" style that allows japaneese people to think that they have their own cool style to kick someone's ass, but is really just an expression that says- "hit me, seriously, i will throw very light, shity punches that would only hurt japs and frenchmen"
"bring it, i will Kung Fu your ass down!" 2 hours later:
"so, doctor, how much blood was lost again? i cant remember because of the cuncussion that italian kid gave me..."
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noun: to kung fu
adj: of or like kung fu
pronoun: i dunno.
daaaamn.. that lil man got kung fu'd by that big man!
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