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Oral sex performed by a southern woman with a large gap in her front teeth.
Lenny is walkin' a bit funny because Loraine gave him a bit of the Louisiana Floss last night.
Using a hairy Russian woman (must be over 47 years old) have sex in the missionary position while braiding your pubic hair, at the point of ejaculation pull away as hard as possible to undo the braids, making a Velcro sound, simultaneously you’ll scream like Chewbacca
“I pulled the good ‘ol Louisiana Chewbacca on that fine ass babushka over there, Playa”
When you are about to get raped in jail but you then clamp your teeth around the rapist's penis and then proceed to roll around like a gator.
Dude I was about to get raped in the slammer but I then Louisiana gatored that bastard.
Like a "regular"teabag, but done with a dingleberry instead of testicles.
Lola was surprised when she woke up to her husband giving her a Louisiana Teabag which left her with a Hillbilly Bindi.
When you shit in a girl's vagina and then wrap saran wrap around it very tightly. After three weeks you take the saran wrap off and eat the girl out.
"Have you ever tried mung?"
"Dude, that's nothing in comparison to louisiana leftovers."
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A Louisiana flameout is when a guy gets hammered drunk and then takes a large lady (at least 300 lbs) back to his hotel room. It’s important that said lady has been gorging herself on southern food smothered in ghost pepper hot sauce (at least a million scovilles) for a minimum of two days straight before the guy hooks up with her, (and that the guy doesn’t know she’s been binging on spicy Gumbo, fried oysters, Beignets and gator sausage). Back in the hotel room, in his inebriated state he wants to get a little freaky and tongue the big girl’s anus. As he lifts her ample legs over her head for better access to said orifice, the change in position results in a momentary relaxation of her sphincter muscles and a volcanic eruption of molten magma shit explodes in the guys face. Tell tale signs the following morning are third degree burns to the guys face and inside of the mouth. While it can happen in other parts of Louisiana, it happens in New Orleans on a nightly basis, normally after guys have got liquored up on Bourbon Street, hence referred to locally as the French Quarter Flameout.
You see Tim this morning? Judging by the state of his face, looks like he got himself a Louisiana Flameout last night.
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Getting any kind of hot sauce on or in a vagina, which, interestingly, makes the pussy wetter even though it burns. You could also have hot sauce or buffalo wing sauce residue on your fingers or in your mouth and then you finger or go down on a woman, making her pussy burn.
My booty call came over last night after I ate nuclear wings, and I gave her a Louisiana taco by fingering her before washing off my hands. Her snatch burned, but she was wetter than a nun in a cucumber patch. Next time I’ll just douse her pussy with Tabasco instead of lube and pound away.
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