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An extremely loose-aggressive poker player.
Corporation Mike is raising me on every flop. He's such a lag tard.
What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.
The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.
Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
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1.When someone is taking a long time
2.Another word for Lagging
3.Someone from a group who is running late.
4.When a group of people doesn't show up on time.
1st Example
Person #1 - Where's John?
Person #2 - I don't know but he's being LAG UNIT Right now
2nd Example
(John finally shows up)
Person #1 - OHHHHHH LAG UNIT!!!!!!
(John feels bad)
Similar to jet lag, dorm lag describes the gap between current sleep schedule and a conventional sleep schedule, often made apparent when visiting home from college.
Brad had such bad dorm lag that he was going to bed when his parents were waking up.
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when someone purposely waits many minutes to reply to a text, snap, or call in order to avoid looking desperate.
Person 1: texts their friend
Person 2: waits 5 minutes to respond
Person 1: "are you trendy lagging me?"
Person 2: "...no......." (actually means yes)
online gamer that constantly blames network lag for their poor performance in game-play. they are are totally outed because the host server must wait for that client's packets to report before anyone's coordinates can update...thus, actually giving the lagger the edge.
xXKILL3RKILL3RXx: my network sucks right now...2 kills and 23 deaths, wtf?!?
sandspit: you lag liar! you have 4 green bars, and this room is 50MS ping. maybe you just suck at MWF2!!! so STFU!
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When it takes one's brain a few seconds to catch up with their actions.
Person A: Dude, you just tried to drink a sandwich.
Person B: Huh? Oh great... Brain Lag.
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