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Something the husband said when I told him how I looked like a boy before my boobs grew and no one here wants to tell me what it means.
Me: I looked like a boy. But now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
Something the husband replied with when she said she looked like a boy before her boobs grew and no one here wants to tell her what it means.
Me: I looked like a boy, but now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them now. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)
When a girl (typically) has used far too much make-up to negatively impact on her appearance
Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster
The month where none of the girls wear make up to show their true self
Friend 1:Have you seen her she's so ugly
Friend 2:yeah it's because it's no make-up march
Girls can’t wear make up in the month of may
Sort of like no nut November.
“Hey Susie have you heard of no make up may?”
“NO MAKE-UP MAY MEAN NO WEARING MAKEUP IN MAY!”
No Make Up May means that you cannot use any make up for the hole may
Like this so it get to the top
No Make Up May