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To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat
In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!
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one who does all the crap other people won't and listens to all the bitchin from both sides.
The assistant manager will do it.
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When a manager comes whizzing through the cubicles to see if you need anything from him/her without stopping to listen to your answer. Way for manager to know what his/her people are doing.
Every morning Sherwin swings by our area to say hi and pulls a management by driveby.
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Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.
We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!
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What an employer will post in a job description, trying to make some job look like an awesome, experience-gaining, entry-level beginning to a wonderful career in Marketing techniques, strategies, and problem-solving, and all with competitive salary. When in reality, it's being a door-to-door salesman or a telesaleman making cold calls all day with commission-based pay.
IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING FOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
Run in a local office near you. COMPETITIVE PAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
Work for a great company, gain skills in marketing techniques, problem-solving and working as a team an alone, competitive pay + bonuses. I SWEAR THIS IS A GREAT JOB.
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When the object of an unrequited crush tries to maintain friendly ties with the smitten party without selfishly leading him/her on.
When L. realized he was on the receiving end of some world-class crush management, he was hurt of course, but appreciated J.'s thoughtfullness.
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The ability of executives, supervisors, or members of management to attract female employees ranked below them simply by being their superiors.
Grant: Did you see that smokin' hot intern Brian hooked up with?
Jim: Yah. Brian's the boss. He's got the manager stick.
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