Random
Source Code
Random
Have you read about that "celibacy by choice" fad that is going around?
Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.
36👍 47👎
The unfortunate act when a man marries a woman and she takes control of his life; taking his money, breaking his spirit and watching him beg for some change at her feet.
Man: With this ring I thee wed
Woman: With this ring I thee OWN
Thus concludes the marriage and the man can only run to the end of his leash and bark
27👍 36👎
The official permission to have sex.
- U know, I'm 18+, but my parents still don't let me to have sex comfortably, this is sick.
- Don't worry babe, they just need the City
Hall's permission.
- Yeah, maybe marriage is the best thing 4 me.
16👍 20👎
1) A God-ordained process of ancient Hebrew origin by which a man and a woman are joined to become one flesh.
2) The act in which a man sucks it up, gets off his selfish ass, and realizes some responsibility for a change.
My wife and I celebrated the 75th aniversary of our marriage.
75👍 117👎
1. A way for a woman of the adult age to escape the clutches of her overbearing and/or nosey family
2. A convenient way for an adult woman to change her identity by means of a new last name
“My mother is always getting into my business; I’m really beginning to consider marriage.”
Teacher: Miss Long-Name-I-Can’t-Pronounce…
Student: I’m thinking the ideal marriage would be with someone whose last name is Smith
12👍 17👎
Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever
I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.
5👍 6👎