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f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.
It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.
Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"
John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.
Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"
John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
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"7900 Dumo's unit measures can be for a ride."
A measurement western Australia’s shark fisherman to use measure sharks.
Eg. 1 normal meter would equal 2m as a w.a measurement.
Jamie “did you see my tiger? It’s was 14.3”
Callum “ yeah but that’s in w.a measurements yiu lying cunt.
A measurement Western Australian shark fisherman use to measure there sharks.
Eg. 1m would equal 2m in a w.a measurement.
Jamie “hey guys, did you see my 4.3m tiger?”
Callum “yeah, but that’s w.a measurement so it doesn’t really count”
Measure your weight or height
Ex: Big ass, Big booty, huge penis,...
Let's measure this penis!
Measure your own dick you pervert!
The distance between someone’s taint and the ground. Typically used when measuring for pants.
Rusty needed a pair of khakis. His TG Measurement was 25 inches.
To protect from or take preventative measures against
I’m not going to kill all those people as a prophylactic measure against your anxiety