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When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size
Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor
you mean rape measure you seedy bastard
The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
The distance between someone’s taint and the ground. Typically used when measuring for pants.
Rusty needed a pair of khakis. His TG Measurement was 25 inches.
f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.
It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.
Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"
John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.
Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"
John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.
Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.