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The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.
Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'
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An internet meme where a monkey is portrayed usually with the phrase "return to monke"
Reject humanity, return to monke
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Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged
Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.
"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."
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Monke pronounced Mon-k-eh Monke is a God like being that existed before Jesus Christ. He started as a single particle and grew into a super dimensional space monkey. He still exists and is continuing to expand the universe in all sorts of ways.
There was a god before god named Monke
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