cold murph

1. To be completely ignored. To enrage another by ones complete and eternal indifference to that person. To be made dead.

"Yeah, he still calls me and leaves voice mails but I don't take his calls. In a few days he'll realized I cold murphed him and hopefully realize he's forever dead to me"

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Pulled a Murph

The act of shitting yourself whilst kneeling on all fours, with your head in the toilet puking due to severe intoxication.

Mike got so drunk Friday night that he threw up in the cab, then pulled a Murph in Shannon's apartment. How he drove home the next morning with those pants on I'll never know.

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Murph weapon

cheap as vatos use these

vato 13

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dook a murph

to stub your toe

Ouchiekaboobles!!! I just dooked a murph! Eader you shouldn't have been standing there.

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Cameron Murph-dawg

World class cyclist, MMA fighter, chef and GTA V player. He is the scariest being to ever roam this planet. He beats guys up.

"Hey, did you hear about Cameron Murph-dawg? He was on the news last night, It's awesome yet disturbing."
"Cameron Murph-dawg? World class cyclist, MMA fighter, chef and GTA V player?!"
"Yeah bro.

Dirty Murph

awful fortnite player not fresh not clean at ALL

hey guys wanna play squads on fortnite?
sure as long as we don’t play with Dirty Murph i’m tryna win

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murphs gay

meaning adam murphy is the gayest batty boy in d hole of notts city, to call sum1 murphs gay would b an insult to them enuf to make dem cry.

u twat

shut up cuz muphs gay

that was harsh

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