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I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

by Kmqq April 22, 2023


我爸是李刚 "My dad is Li Gang!"

It's usually used satirically. It's a popular saying in China that has come to symbolize corruption. Specifically, the arrogant notion of some children of the privileged class that their parents' clout shields them from suffering the consequences of their misconduct

Grocery Store Owner: "Hey kid! Pay for that candy bar, or else I'll call the cops!"

Kid (running away with candy bar): "Screw you! 我爸是李刚 "My dad is Li Gang!"

by nothingburger April 24, 2011

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Aizat from Commonwealth Secondary School my dad protect you

Aizat from Commonwealth Secondary School my dad protect you

Aizat from Commonwealth Secondary School my dad protect you

by Minah200 August 15, 2023


my mom and dad

when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear.

my mom and dad called you round eye.

by nobody else here March 21, 2017

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PLS SUB TO ME MY DAD DIED🥺🥺🥺🥺

The annoying little rats that beg for subscribers and something say that something bad or tragic happened to them and they need SUBSCRIBERS

bitch:PLS SUB TO ME MY DAD DIED🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Someone: no, stop lying about your dad's death
Some other bitch: GIFTING MY SUBSCRIBERS SUB TO ME YOU'LL GET A TEN MILLION IPHONES i swearrrrr

by kamudai April 21, 2021

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I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen

No one loves me and no one cares about me.

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?

by Juno Dillon the Rapper November 15, 2018

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I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

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