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Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.
Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."
Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.
"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."
When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.
I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...
When a girl is so hot you cum in your pants without any physical sexual stimulation.
"Man, that girl was so hot she made me auto spluge"
Automatic Best Friend.
When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.
American rapper.
Automatically touching (racks) thousands of dollars.
Coming to the stage...Auto Bands!
A form of the word "rizz" which refers to the unintentional or no-effort rizzing of someone.
Look at Andy! He's got that auto-rizz!