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A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.
I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"
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The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
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Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).
An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.
"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.
"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"
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Hypixels anti-cheat that can detect legit players of cheating but not blatant bhoppers
Hypixels Watch Dog Cheat Detection needs a new change.
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like ACE! but you add the name of ace ventura pet detective on the end
god, that gig was ace ventura pet detective!
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A game so underrated, that it didn’t have a definition on urban dictionary until now. If you haven’t heard of it, and chances are you haven’t, stop whatever your doing and buy it or watch the 9 hour gameplay on YouTube. It deserves a higher place in pop culture. Created in 2011 by Capcom, this game was overshadowed by it’s sibling, Ace Attorney. You play as Sissel, a recently deceased spirit who wakes up with no memory and powers of the dead. These powers allow him to manifest objects and travel back in time 4 minutes before someone’s death to change their fate. The story slowly builds as Sissel seeks to find the reason for his death, and the truth of what happened.
I just finished Ghost tricks: Phantom Detective and it is a hidden Gem. What a twist, the main character was actually Redacted.
A japanese anime series that is absolutely wonderful, but watched by almost no one, since most people prefer shit like Naruto. Anyhow, this is an anime based on Norse Mytholody, about the god Loki who is banished to Earth in a child's body. There he opens the Enjaku Detective Agency with his lovely assistant, Yamino Ryuusuke, to do what he can to return to the heavens.
List of characters:
.Loki (main character, owner of the Enjaku Detective Agency)
.Yamino Ryusuke (Midgardsormr, Loki's son who, on earth, is in the form of a tall, beautiful butler)
.Mayura Daidouji (Paranormal-obsessed 17 year old girl who hangs around Loki and Yamino's place constantly)
.Narugami Thor (The god of thunder, on Earth, is in the form of a young man who has a new part-time job about every episode.)
.Heimdall (On Earth, he takes the form of a young boy, like Loki/An enemy of Loki's)
.Frey (A dashing young man who comes to Earth to kill Loki, but soon drops the job and spends a lot of time enjoying some of life's simple pleasures)
.Koutaro Kakinouchi (A hot, human boy who attends Mayura's school. A bit of a womanizer, and thinks highly of himself due to how rich his family is. Owns many businesses and corporations)
.Reiya Oshima (A young, sweet little girl who is in love with Loki/Actually Freiya, goddess of love)
.Freiya (The goddess of love, A tall blonde woman who is desperate for Loki's love, even despite his altered state)
.The Norns (Three goddess sisters who are ordered by Odin to assassinate Loki.
.Fenrir (Loki's son, the older sibling of Midgardsormr, who takes the form of a small black puppy on Earth.)
.Hel (Loki's daughter, goddess of the underworld. She becomes determined to murder her father.)
"...a great blend if brilliant animation, Norse Mythology and fun characters..."
-Monsters and Critics
"...a tantalizing mix of fantasy, comedy and supernatural sleuthing."
-Suite101.com
Good Anime fans should watch Matantei Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok
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