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When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.
"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"
when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.
2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!
adj. The stage that frequently falls between the two stages of tipsy, and drunk.
Nah, Jimbob only made it to the octopus stage last night.
I'm at the octopus stage!
I wash athe octhopush sage!
see also: octopussy
When a female; or a group of females, pours ink into the crevise of their vagina and proceeds to queef as the Ink sprays out in orderly fashion. (Plural: Squealing Octopussy)
Damn ma, I want you to do that squealing octopus all over my anus!
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The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.
"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"
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A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.
'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'
'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
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The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.
I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus
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