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A playful (and factual) way of suggesting someone/something is old and not getting any younger.
"Not Young? She's terminally old!"
A Midwest definition for a middle-aged or older woman
We went to the club last night but there was nothing there but a bunch of old hides.
It’s the woman who is just trying too hard. She’s seen way too much sun in her life. Her skin is like an old piece of luggage. Her hair is over-processed, usually way too blonde. The hair is almost always a bit big. Her nails are usually long and acrylic, sporting the Carmela Soprano french mani. Her clothes are just a tad too snug. She has her boobs on display, with a wrinkled, freckly chest exposed. There are rhinestones. Perhaps an ankle bracelet. Occasionally said anklet may be seen over/under suntan colored panty hose. You can tell she’s been around the block, so to speak. She’s lived hard. Lots of booze. She’s a bit puffy in the face. She’s got her cocktail and she’s laughing a bit too loud.
"I need to put some more SPF 50 on...don't want to look like an Old Whore."
"Wow, she used to be so pretty...now she just looks like an Old Whore."
"Yikes, who's the Old Whore sporting those Daisy Dukes? So inappropriate."
"Mom's Bunko group is going on a cruise. It's gonna be Old Whore City."
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"Old Sport" is something out of Dayshift At Freddy's. Purple Guy often uses it as your name whenever you meet him, whenever he says "Old Sport" it is quite funny
Why hello there Old Sport
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The mother. A person's mother. The elder wise woman of the family. The Grand mother would be "grand old Earth" for instance.
In the 5% Nation of Islam, the family is identified with the planets of the universe. The Man is the Sun. The child is the Star. The wife or woman is the Earth (Her mind is the MOON). So a person's wife would be his Earth and his mother would be his "old Earth".
"My OLD EARTH is going to watch our seeds when we go our business trip".
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1. Someone who has been in the scene before you or your group.
2. Someone who is still in the scene beyond the 'acceptable' or expected age.
Often form cliques of their own and try and school youngin's on how things used to be back in their day. A scene-specific 'senior citizen,' for all intents and purposes, in activities that would kill normal seniors citizens (drug/club/rave scene).
Dude, I just bought some weed off of some 40 something down on the dance floor!
Yeah I know that guy, he's an old head.
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The baddest mother fucker around! He owns a farm and animals and shit.
Old McDonald will cut you deep, dude!
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