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something that dies everytime you kiss someone before your married according to our bus driver.
*gasp!* ali you just killed a puppy!!!!!
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Male sex organ, opposite of a "pussy".
Girl1: Wow! Look at his puppy!
Girl2: You have a sick, wrong mind.
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A cult, dominant in many pacific islands. Only males are permitted to join. Members of this cult often develop telekenetic powers until they are able to telekinetically (awesome adjective) pleasure themselves sexually. Those who dont achieve such a high state of telekenisis are responsible for boning all the women they can to increase the cults numbers. These members are often the least sexually frustrated
person 1: Shit its one of those puppies guys
person 2: Careful, he may use his powers near you
person 1: Or have sex with your wife....
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Puppy is a slang term popular among middle schoolers and high schoolers, especially the newer generations, that refers to a cute boy or cute girl (hence “puppy,” since puppies are cute).
Lisa: Oh my god, Marcus is such a puppy!!!
Vanessa: I call Jeremy puppy as a code name. He is cute af.
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The most stupid, unintelligent creature on the face of the earth capable of climbing into it's own anus. This "animal"'s stupidity is so strong that the basis of negative intelligence can spawn random anti-matter and cause illiteracy in inatimate objects and or damage. Puppies usually live in anus' such as their own or other puppies or people. In the United States and many countries it is illegal to own or sell puppies. A puppy's eyes radiate the most powerful stupidity levels, passing a quick glance will cause immediate and irreversible intelligence loss. Puppies must have their eyes covered by a small cloth at all times, this will also prevent excitement that may cause it's anus to explode. Puppies are known to give off radiation.
Despite common believe, dogs are never to be confused with puppies. When a puppy grows, it simply becomes a larger puppy, when a dog grows it becomes a large dog.
That man has a puppy! Open fire!
He's got puppies strapped onto him, (Suicide puppy bomber) retreat.
Soldier, do not let that small sheet lift from that things eyes, it's anus will fucking explode.
This man appears to have been within 20,000 miles of a puppy, he's a fucking moron!
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Puppi: A name for your friend whom you find annoying asf but also love unconditionally with a twist at the end but its also a joke
Mike: "Ay yo how you doing puppi"
Solange: "Good I just tired "
Mike: " I love you but you mad annoying puppi"
Namio: " Yo why he calling her puppi"
Daniela: " Its a way of calling her annoying in a loving way but they also joking"
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A guy who is a combination of charming, cute, pathetic, and sad. The type of guy that has you saying "aw, poor baby!" one minute, then sucking his dick the next.
Ugh, Danny's been crashing on my couch for a month now, but I can't kick him out, he's just such a puppy.
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