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Satan

Puppet Master!!!
Master OF Puppets!!!
Master OF Deception/Deceiving!!!
We (Humans) are all puppets of Satan!!!
GOD gives us life, SATAN gives us "A" life, only so he can laugh at us when we die, giving us knowledge of him and our entire life and letting us know he was there at every point of our lives giving us all that we lusted and wanted, only to grasp a soul away from God, God and Satan shake hands and are buddies, and so are "we" with Satan he is jealous he can't live in this world, so he uses us as his puppets
to do his dirty work for him, mocking God, God just sits back and watches, while the devil is laughing at God, using "us" as his PUPPETS!!!....just like with "Adam and Eve" The Devil tempted Eve with the Apple, and God banished them out of heaven and into the Earth so he play his sick game as a Puppet Master!!!


Satan is my buddy, as is everyone else's!!!

by blthrskt March 20, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Satan

A Friendly Male That Everyone Loves!
This Man Is Well Known In The Christian Society. But Mostly For Being Bad.

As Called Bye Some People "The Devil",
But In My Eyes All I See Is A Hottie Human Goat :)

I"yo sis did u see how long that tank named satan could pump 200Kg weights"
" I know right I was gazing on him the whole day he's on the the top of my date list"

by IReallyLikeDoingWordyThings March 4, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Satan

Satan. aka- Lucifer or Lucy for short. Yep, you heard me. Satan is a woman. I mean, come on. Who could create that much pain and suffering other than a woman? Did you honestly think a man would be ruling hell?

Satan is me. I am Satan. Get the picture?

by Stephanie C. November 21, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Satan

Satan is the real God of Earth. The fake God everyone believes in is a hypocrite and liar about such faith! There is no such thing as Allah or those other stupid gimicks!
Sinning is a part of life... If no one ever sinned "Jesus" would of died for nothing and life would be pointless therefore meaning God isn't useful to your religion. So if you rather disagree fine so be it i got nothing against you wasting your own life, but don't come knocking on my door when you want forgiveness! Especially if you didn't bother reading this and decided to stop reading half way through and skip to the next Definition!

"If your gay your going to hell but you can still ask for forgiveness even though God made you gay to start with..."

"Thats why Satan loves everyone"

by Gabriel Burstyn May 12, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Satan

The best thing satan did was manipulate the world into thinking he doesn't exist, that way no one would fear the punishment of their souls.

Trying to make Christianity a paradox. How does the world get created?
explosion? of what? where did that come from? and where did that thing come from etc?
Try to grasp the initiation of time...

by Jimmy Henderson August 15, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Satan

See Britney Spears or George Bush.

Britney Spears or George Bush could both be
Satan. Not sure which one.

by titsmagee May 26, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Satan

The supreme fallen angel from the courts above. Invisible, yet as real as the wind, and just as mysterious. The masses have NO idea how entrenched and clever this prince of darkness is. He is portrayed in a variety of ridiculous ways which bear no resemblance to his real character and mission. One day we will all see how deceived we were... but then it will be too late.

"I saw Satan fall from heaven like lightening."

by secondresurrection November 25, 2008

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