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When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it
Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough
A name given to the odd boys out there that love to toy with sharpies. (Inserting them Into the anus or using them in other sexualized ways).
Hey, have you seen Theo? I heard he's the school Sharpie Boy.
A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.
Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.
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an act where one shoves a sharpie up their urethra.
person one : hey man, did you hear about the sharpie challenge?
person two : yea, lizzy told me about it. She made me do it man . . .
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A large, good smelling black penis.
"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."
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When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.
That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.
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The time of the year when the yearbooks come out and teachers confiscate sharpies because they are agianst "school policy".
Gin: Omg natalie , sign my yearbook!
Natalie: Sure got any sharpies?
Gin : Nah , its sharpie season Mr. Fredrickson is on paroll won't even risk it.
Natalie: Yeah, mat got i.s.s for having a sharpie.
Gin: I no totally lame!
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