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When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
When a woman bites down on a man’s penis and proceeds to rip the skin off with her teeth
“You gotta call 911, that bitch gave me an Arizona Pig Skinner!!”.
A school for autistic twats that have 1 inch cocks
They are right cocks. Must go to Skinners School
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The mouth of a lame bastard that talks shit.
He mouthed off one too many times so I stuffed my wang in his dick skinner
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a scuzzy little main street Indian who molests people while their drunk passed out or just sleeping.
whoa that main street Indian just molested that girl
what a fucking skinner rat goof
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a little bitch who talks with no action, thinks he's a player but aint that slick on the lines of being a dirty vato; most likely to fuck you over hardcore
yeah right that boy thought he could play me, what a goof rat skinner mang
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Going to the nearest fast food restaurant, purchasing something and then disguising it as your own cooking. Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
I cooked some burgers myself! Patented Skinner recipe!
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