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Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.
The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”
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The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.
Jon Stewart's the coolest cardinal grad ever
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Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.
Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?
Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
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Should run for president in 2008!
Jon Stewart - President
Stephan Colbert - Vice President
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n. 1.)A shitty actor/comedian who gets casted for lead roles of straight to video movies, mainly because the original actors didn't sign a contract for any sequels.
2.)A B-actor in general.
There are no charges that exist to punish French Stewart for the crimes which he has committed against film.
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To just drag your penis across somebodies sleeping face, and laugh your cock and balls off.
"Marcy was being a bitch yesterday, so I gave her ass a nasty stewart last night. Funniest shit ever saw."
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I fucked her side piece Emma Watson
P1: Have you seen Martha Stewart??
Me: No, but I’ve been fucking her sidepiece