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A distortion of the truth or flat out lie usually told by a boyfriend to keep the self esteem of the girlfriend or other chick friend unreasonably high.
Chet: No baby I love how high pitched your laugh is, it reminds me of how feminine you are.
Elizabeth: Awe thank you honey I love how good you make me feel.
(later that day)
Chet: Oh my god Billy have you heard how high pitched and annoying Elizabeth's laugh is.
Billy: Yeah dude its really bad, but what did you say when she asked.
Chet: Oh I just gave a boyfriend answer.
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A response used to answer simple questions that require only half of a sentence to answer or less but extended to a 10+ minute painful mental course by overuse of examples by the person/adult (depending if you are a teen) who already answered your question 8 minutes ago. In a result of them answering you that way, you start to either fall asleep, regret you ever asked them the question, scream in your head, or all of the above. The worse part is when after they talked for 20 minutes they finally say that they don't know the answer, and you feel like you want to repeatedly hit your forehead into the wall.
Teen: "Hey dad, do you remember how to find the area of a Triangle?"
Dad: "Well I remember when I was in college learning math...bla bla bla bla bla, blaaaaaa (fart sounds) then my friend died by getting hit by a snake...bla bla bla (40 mintues later) But anyways, no I forgot how to find the Area, the math book is on the table."
Teen: "..............(in his/her mind) not the Novel Answer.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (then says) that's okay dad, ill just take a look in the book then."
*takes book with him/her, and goes into his/her room and crawls into a corner and into a ball for a couple of hours.
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The website people use if they have low self esteem and want to bitch about it to people willing to listen to them on the internet.
Person Bitching on Yahoo Answers: OMG SOMEONE HELP ME I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WHERE I THROW UP WHENEVER I EAT LARGE PORTIONS OF FOOD AND I THINK I MIGHT DIE FROM THIS PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!
Person Answering Question: Grow some balls and man up no one gives a shit. n00b.
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noun.
The accidental answering of a cell phone where the person is overheard talking, but not realizing it. The caller assumes the recipient is carrying the phone in a pocket.
"Man. I hear him talk but he doesn't know he is on the phone. Must be a pocket answer."
An answer that neither conforms nor denies anything.
So is there really sex in the champagne room? "Well I have never had to give any money back yet!" What you a politician? That's a politician answer!!! Yes or no!!!
A website which has been shut down as of today, May 4th, 2021, ending the amount of trolls that used the website. Maybe you miss it, maybe you don't. Be grateful that there are alternatives to Yahoo! Answers.
Below are some examples of questions that a Yahoo! Answers troll might have posted:
Example #1: "How do I live in North Korea?"
Example #2: "Why is the sky blue during day time and black during night time?"
Example #3: "Why did my grandma poop on the toilet?"
feedback by fellow Family Feud teammates for their teammate's answer to a survey question
Host: Name a very popular United States president that has support from the entire country.
Contestant: Dwight Eisenhower
Contestant's teammates: good answer