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a fat stinky ugly whale shaped, hippopotamis round circled obese fuck, gets triggered over anything stutters everytime he talks, doesnt know how to speak and says ¨uhh¨ every sentence, likes honeybuns, twinkes, little debbies chocholate covered donuts, is gay as fuck, a dumbass hick, a loner, has no friends, no one likes an evan. they´re all fat and future obese my 600 pound life stars.
me: ¨hey look its evan¨
friend: ¨oh no, not that diabetic fuck¨
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Evan is an annoying and clingy weird human being. he’s so fucking clingy and doesn’t even let you eat cereal without clinging to you. he is the definition of a simp.
Have you met Evan? Yeah he’s really annoying.
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A Evan is a guy that’s gives the best hug and makes everyone feel good on the inside when with them and he seems to have tons of energy you would like to take away from him who most of his friends are girls but seem not to be able to date them and always gets in to a friend zone while trying learn how to say no to other girls
Man I think I pulled an Evan in class today with Taylor
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is a SEX GOD, if u every sex him, he will sex u right back. Down for anything except GAY SHIT. he has a small penis but makes due, pretends is huge for the girls, not guys cuz he's not gay at all. He is so against gays that he could be known as hitler to gay people. BOOM BOOM BOOM. Evan likes SEX, wants it very bad #virgin. Evan likes playing tonsil hockey
Evan loves sex with everyone except GUYs he HATES gay people
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