n. The flaps of a woman's vagina.
Wanting to eat a balanced meal, John dove right into the Pink Lettuce.
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Colloquial term for marijuana, most likely originating in upstate New York.
We gonna smoke the devilβs lettuce this weekend.
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An attempt to bring a misguided statement or conversation to the proper perspective or truth.
Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."
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Removing the excess urine from a vagina
After you pee,don't forget to shake the lettuce!
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lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good
OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.
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1) Slang for smoking weed
2) slang for packing a bowl with marijuana
1)
Used for when you intend on or are going to get high. Drawing lettuce means to draw up some lettuce and get high off of it
Example:
Guy 1: Iβm gonna go draw lettuce at lunch. Wanna come?
Guy 2: Nah thanks fam, I donβt wanna get high before my test
2)
Used when you need to fill a bowl or pipe with the devils lettuce before smoking.
Example:
Guy 1: I need to go draw lettuce before we toke up
Guy 2: how long will that take?
Guy 1: oh only a few minutes
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