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The act of masturbating into a cup and putting alcohol into the cup, pouring it into the partner's ass and drinking it out of said ass.
Charlie was horny and thirsty so he decided to make a Jay Martini.
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When you go to a bar and ask for a dirty martini, the bartender makes it. She then proceeds to finger herself, then stir your drink with her finger.
Man: can I get a martini
Bartender: sure Hun, you want it dirty?
Man2: she just offered you a dirty Martini bro!
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When a girl gets a bottle of grey goose and sticks the end up her vagina then does a hand stand to get it all in there....thats what you call a dirty martini
That chick just made a dirty martini with her own mixes.
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A cocktail made with gin and scotch, instead of the typical martini's vermouth.
Chicago martini recipe: Stir 4 parts gin to 1 part scotch in a pitcher with ice; strain into martini glasses and garnish with olives.
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Preforming doggy style sex when the top partner licks their thumb and slide it into the bottom partners anus.
Jane: I am so sore from last night.
Marry: Clyde must have a real big member.
Jane: Not really, he just gave me the Dirty Martini for 30 minutes.
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A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.
1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice
Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.
Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???
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When your balls Dip into the unsavory water of a questionable toilet. Your balls resemble the two olives.
check the water level in your my dude because i just had a seriose dirty martini...god help you if i catch something
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