Must Have the Turkey

The only reason anyone should speed and drive like a maniac on a holiday. It's assumed the reckless driver must have been responsible for bringing the turkey and is running late to the dinner. Turkey can be replaced with any important holiday feast dish.

Damn, he must have the turkey!

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ANUD (Must be In Capitals)

A random word that can mean anything from "You're a f#*king retard" to "You look like you want to laugh" to "Ha, i've mis-spelled ANUS"

Used in varied parts of the world, use it today, or your money refunded uncheerfully

ANUD!!! What smells like hootie??

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MUST BE NICE

acronym for Must Be Nice = MBN

First heard in Sydney Australias Star City Casino. Commonly used by Bananas in the poker room.

Star City poker croupiers have started using MBN in their everyday vocabulary. First started by Nelson 'LUKBOX' Lah.

Usually said sarcasticly.

Example 1:

*pre flop action* call call call raise reraise flatcall pushes all in call call call all in call all in. all ins called. 10 million dollar pot. flop A,H Q,H 2,H. turn A,D. river. 10,H.

Player 1: 2,D 2,S
Player 2: A,S A,C
Player 3: K,H J,H

the rest of the players: "must be nice to flop a set" "must be nice to turn quads" "must be nice to fill up a boat on the turn" "must be nice to river a royaly" "must be nice to have 53 outs and not hit"

Example 2:

Croupier 1: must be nice to have last break
Croupier 2: must be nice to be static bonus
Croupier 3: must be nice to get shafted

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Dala what you must!

Do what you feel is best, what makes you happy. You do you! (A relatively new piece of South African slang)

*Tristan asks what colour he should choose*
Morgan replies, "Dala what you must!"

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He Who Must Not Be Named

1) Harry Potter arch-villain Lord Voldemort
2) Professional wrestler and double murderer Chris Benoit, after the WWE expunged any history of him ever having existed.

After murdering his wife and son, Chris Benoit changed from wrestling superstar into "Chris Who?", "Guy Who Never Existed", or "He Who Must Not Be Named".

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Must See Train Wreck

Lindsay Lohan.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

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Must See Train Wreck

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

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