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The term Mutant refers to self-loathing, white liberal females (usually fat) who live in Eastern Pennsylvania. They are raised in poverty and thus, have low self esteem and poor judgement. Their mothers have missing teeth, neck/face tattoos, smoke, and typically have several abusive boyfriends. They tend to favor American Black Culture and White Trash Culture. They usually have several children with several 'babydaddies'. They flock to sites like MeetMe and Bumble looking for "they chocolate king". Mutants such as these, typically LOVE paying high monthly car payments and will sniff out a bad deal from a mile away so that they can rope themselves into it as quickly as possible. Steer clear of these mutants on the roadway, they tend to have short attention spans and will wander into your lane while "rollin' they blunt". They rep "BLM" religiously and badmouth their own race. These Mutants should be avoided as they bring drama with them everywhere they go.
Bob- I was driving home from philly last night and this Stoned Hag with a "COEXIST" bumper sticker damn near ran me off the road!
Lenny- Dirty Fucken Mutant! You gotta be careful philly is crawling with them.
A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.
Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
Simply a 6th toe on an idividuals right or left foot
'Whats that?'
'Thats my mutant toe buddy'
'...it absolutly reeks pal, its kicking out a right pong!'
A group of turtles that loves drugs.
Person: hey whats the most famous superhero team?
Person 2:oh,easy question, TEENAGE MUTANT DRUG ADDICTS>
A person who is such a total fuckwit that they have ascended to a whole new level of species - ie mutated
John - I was talking to my mate Mark last night and he had this small problem with his computer
Steve - what was it
John - He couldn’t turn it on, he’s such a mutant fuck!