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The moment when you’re itchy and ask some one to scratch you (your back) and they touch you like fairy floss touching the wind and it tickles your itch only to make it worse
Scratch my back?!! Harder! Why are you tickling me??? You're tickle itching me…..
Something you find on the side of the road that someone has thrown out on the trash.
“Where did you get all that dog itch?”
“Did you not see that pile back there on Poplar Avenue?”
A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.
I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.
When you suddenly have an itch on your...you know...in front of your crush, your boss, or your parents.
*discretely texting BFF* Ummmm, im in an awkward situation, Jen...
What? Oh, you have a bitch itch again?
In front of Micheal!
Shit!
An itch that gets spread out over a broad area triggered by scratching a single itch.
"I scratched an itch on my shoulder and now my lower back itches."
"The itch on my arm kept jumping to random locations."
"Doctor, the itch ripples have gotten so bad that my husband feels them when I scratch my head."
What a white person "hears" when a black person asks him to get them a sandwich.
Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
the store where all of the preppy ass fags go and get dun in the ass by other guys while they wear their shirts that choke them
john jake and dj all go to fagercrombie and itch to do other guys and pick up 8 year olds
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