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When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure
"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"
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(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.
usu. used in reference to elevators.
this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.
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An unwashed, large vagina.
The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!
Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.
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A vagina that has salmon type stench
Sally sucked my wiener so i figured i would return the favor, but i stopped when i realized she had a salmon chamber
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When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.
Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.
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In the winter time, a female might experience hairier times due to a less consistent shaving schedule. In turn, the female genital region might acquire an unusual, typically unpleasant, smell coining the word Winter Salmon.
Damn Bekah, close your legs!! I can smell that Winter Salmon.
Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!
Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.
Your parents deserve a whack from the punishment salmon.