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The worship of human beings better than you all.
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight, Fred?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's BeeBexy worship night!"
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A religion that is very closely related to satanism and the style of worship is the same. Except in Beelzebub worship they have huge feast in hornor of and to worship Beelzebub that goes on all night. When each worshiper is full they go to a vomitorium to get rid of all that food and then go back for more which they often do all night and go back for more food.They also have sex at the feast.
In Beelzebub worship we eat and fuck all night.
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Immoral and/or amoral behavior
Son: is using animals in biomedical research considered devil-worship to the Unforgiveables?
Father: no, since the Unforgiveables protect private property. Now go take a course in biomedical ethics at McGill university for more information.
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An individual that is an absolute cock slut. Will suck any cock, any time and any place. Becomes an absolute slave to the dick when presented with a cock. Worship includes copious amounts of slobber, hand and mouth action including rubbing with other body parts such as the feet. Other acts of worship may include lipping, smacking, throating and constant fondling.
Rachel is a cock worshiping whore. She sees the D and that's it. She'll work that cock till it blows all over her.
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A religion that is the revival of the worship of the Greeko-Roman god Asclepius.
He is the son of Apollo and the daughter of Coronis daughter of a king of Thessaly. He is a god of healing and was at first a mortal man. He become such a great healer he could bring the dead back to life. He was killed by Zeus because it interfered with the natural order. But he rose to heaven and now acts as a healer from there.
His worshipers pray to him for health and healing, and his priests practace faith healing.
They also offer free clinics and medical care. They also distribute contraceptives to teens.
He's into Asclepius worship.
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to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed
After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.
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Universalistic Sun Worship is a religion, in which the followers adhere to the 6 principles of Universalistic Sun Worship.
1. The existence of god is impossible to prove (or disprove) and impossible for a human to comprehend its true form; therefore, we give thanks to things we can understand. We praise the Sun and the Earth for providing us with life and sustenance.
2. The Sun is the source of life on Earth. It provides humanity with food (through farms), shelter (through trees), warmth (through electromagnetic radiation) and it allowed star dust to combine and form the rock know as the Earth (through gravity). So we give thanks to the Sun, every day.
3. The Earth, being the second most important object for humanity's survival, so it must be protected and maintained for as long as humanity calls Earth home. We also give thanks to the Earth daily.
4. Humans and animals act based on their beliefs and instincts and since humans have no control over their beliefs or instincts, therefore Universalistic Sun Worshiper believes that all living creatures go to heaven (or some sort of afterlife), are reborn into a new life form, or just die and rot in the Earth. Since it is impossible to know which one is true, it is up to each individual follower to decide which one they believe is true.
5. The Great Hierarchy must be followed.
The Great Hierarchy is as follows: The Sun-The Biosphere-Humanity-Animal Life
The Great Hierarchy generally works as follows: if the Sun is threatened then all things below it must do what is in their power to protect it (although this highly unlikely as the sun is the more powerful then everything currently below it). Next would be the Biosphere. If it is threatened then the Humanity must do what is needed to protect it, even if that means the death of some, but never all, of Humanity. Finally, if humanity is threatened, including a single member, then any number of animals can be killed in order to save its life (although killing in excess should be avoided).
6. All religions are created equally and since any or all of them maybe the true religion of god (if there is a god), then no human can rightly say that a religion is bad or wrong. With the exception of religions that have the consequences of the destruction of the Biosphere, the Sun, or human lives.
Universalistic Sun Worship was founded by Paul Klavins and is subject to change.
Paul Klavins created an intresting religion known as Universalistic Sun Worship.
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