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"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"
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A circumstance or outcome with a very low probability of taking.
Chad: Just snag a green card and chill w/ me bro.
Abraham: That's a fucking mermaid nutshot, Chad.
When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.
Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.
I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.
A Pussy That Is So Beautiful And Wet , Stays Wet All The Time ☺️ Makes You Fall In A Deep Love Trance ❤️ So Magical You Wonder If It’s Real 🤔
“ Man This Girl I Been Messing Around With Has Some Mermaid Pussy . I’m Really Feeling Her But I’m Not Sure If She Feels The Same “
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When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.
Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.
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A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".
"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".
"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
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Purple. Perfection through confusion. Existence through voice. Omniscience. The lost Oracle, found only by mistake, your loss will bring forth gain. Her answers are hidden in song. Trustworthy Siren - she delivers a message and promises salvation. She gives warmth, compassion, understanding, reason. Headache. love.
A trip to Nordland. The Musical Mermaid calls and says nothing - you hear silence. Faint breath, subtle clicking and rustling paper. You listen. Confusion sets, and a greater understanding of her presence settles. Purple.