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A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.
Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him
So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.
When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music
What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism
The combination of cum and shit
I gave her a North Korean Baptism
The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!
Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!
A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.
Dylan D'mallu is the leader of the new Alcoholic Baptism Campaign
When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.
"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."