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1. A pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.
2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.
1. Those cereal pirates dented this box of Cocoa Puffs!
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.
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Cereal is supposed to sound like serious. While syrup represents the sugar coating of the truth or a lie. So, the whole phrase is: seriously, no lie.
Nathan: She says you are cute bro
Mark: Cereal, no syrup?
Nathan: Cereal
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When you are dipping chips in salsa, and you get down to the last crumbs of chips which are too small to pick up and dip, you just pour them into the salsa and get a spoon and mix them in and eat it like cereal. This allows you to get the last of the chips blended with the salsa. No wasted chips, more good food for you.....:)
I ran out of dip-sized chips, so I just poured the crumbs into the salsa bowl, grabbed a spoon, and ate me some Salsa Cereal.
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a place u go to, to escape reality. no one else can enter your cereal box, only you!
brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
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Meaning I´m serous. From SouthPark episode.
Always used in a humoristic way.
Nobody is gonna believe you didn't eat the cookies.
But i'm telling you it wasn't me. I'm cereal!
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the dust in the cereal box that goes into your bowl when all the cereal is gone.
FUCK. all i got was cereal dust because dave finished all the goddamn cocoa puffs.
Making minecraft cereal is very easy
as ranboo will show you how:
1.”you put out a giant bowl and spoon.”
But wait we forgot about the tips and tricks-
Tips and tricks:”Don’t get hangry!
mobs are friendlier after some tasty treats.Same in real life.Share creeper crunch cereal with anyone who’s a little sad.”
2.pull out the bag and look at the cereal.
(Make sure marshmallows&cereal ratio is uneven)
3.get some milk.
4.make sure don’t have enough milk for it.
5.find a random cinnamon roll in a bag.
6.get a bag of spaghetti.
7.add the bagged cinnamon roll to the bowl.
8.mix the cinnamon roll into a fine purée.
9.add the cereal.(warning smells BAD)
10.add mëlk.
11.go back and forth about adding the bag of spaghetti.
12.don’t add the bag of spaghetti.
13.”now it’s time to enjoy this beautiful thing we have created.”
Ranboo:”If your buying creeper crunch your probably really sad.”
Person:“Minecraft cereal smells really bad.”