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A log of shit hanging from your buttcheeks just before it splashes into the toilet. If at this moment someone were to catch a glimpse of your butt it would appear as though your butt was a giant pair of hairy lips smoking a cigar.
OMG It smells like someone was smoking the old buttcheek cigar in there. Use some spray man.
To smoke a cigar so far down that it burns your fingers.
The barista emptied the ash tray but didn't realize I was Franking a cigar!
When taking a poop and you pinch off too soon thus making a mess on your bum.
Ah man, that was a messy wipe, I clipped the cigar.
A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)
I've never had a German cigar before.
May I have a German cigar, my lady.
A brakpan cigar is when you take a dump in or on someone's mouth while that person is sleeping. You then set your feaces on fire. Usually used by South Africans on people they dislike.
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, so I gave her a big brakpan cigar.
The act of removing a used tampon from a ladies vagina and proceeding to smoke it
Smoked that fat blood cigar down to the clumpy bits
1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.
2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.
On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.
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