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The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'
Girl: You ready babe?
Man: One minute I have to Condomate
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a device not yet discovered by black people.
Trevon: Damn nigga I railed that chick last night.
Dontae: Dats wassup you use a condom nigga?
Trevon: A what?
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1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.
2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.
*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*
Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*
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1.As defined by oxford dictionary:-
a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse
as a contraceptive or to protect against infection.
2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet.
3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.
1. Oh ! baby I have a mango flavored condom come suck it.
2. Boy: Should I fuck you?
Girl : You have a condom?
Boy: Yes vanilla flavored.
Girl : Then why are you even asking. Fuck me ...................
3. Hindi joke
******* (kaun(a hindi word) in english means 'who' pronounced as CON)*******
Santa is a very religous , practising abstinence from sex and never uses abusive words. Banta decided to get the word condom out of his mouth.
One day Banta asked Santa to say condom but Santa refused incessantly.
The next day Banta asked Santa "Do you know where is 'DOM'. Santa instanteneously said "Kaun dom" ....................tell me Santa "Kaun dom"(who is this DOM).................................................................................
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A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.
Jack: Hey babe... Let's get the hell out of here.
Jane: Why?
Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.
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A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
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Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use
That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack
Don't be silly wrap ur willy
Condoms are cheaper then diapers
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