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A detrimental question paralysing my thoughts, known to give a gut feeling.. yall
"How much a dollar really cost?
The question is detrimental, paralyzin' my thoughts
Parasites in my stomach keep me with a gut feeling, y'all
Gotta see how I'm chillin' once I park this luxury car
Hopping out feeling big as Mutombo
Twenty on pump six dirty Marcellus called me Dumbo
Twenty years ago, can't forget
Now I can lend him a ear or two how to stack these residuals
Tenfold, the liberal concept of what men'll do
Twenty on six, he didn't hear me
Indigenous African only spoke Zulu
My American tongue was leery
Walked out the gas station
A homeless man with a semi-tan complexion
Asked me for ten rand
Stressin' about dry land
Deep water, powder blue skies that crack open
A piece of crack that he wanted, I knew he was smokin'
He begged and pleaded
Asked me to feed him twice, I didn't believe it
Told him, beat it
Contributin' money just for his pipe, I couldn't see it
He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
Listen to me, I want a single bill from you
Nothin' less, nothin' more
I told him I ain't have it and closed my door
Tell me how much a dollar cost
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One of the most cliched phrase used while starting or introducing or warning the audience of upcoming cliche phrase
Even at cost of sounding cliche I would like to say without your participation this event would not have been possible.
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bro costs 10 elixir 💀
Guy 1:
Guy 2: bro costs 10 elixir 💀
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hilarious racist asian remark made by australian youtuber mychonny.
dis uhh correctabow bat-man figga! it onry costen yoo fowty fie dorrah!!
it cost yoo fowty fie dorrah!
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When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
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The technical term for a soldier. First coined during the 1990/91 Gulf War.
"Well it look like Jeff is going to be a low cost high velocity bullet stopper, I mean soldier."
"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"
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Has anyone
Has anyone seen my dad 10 inch blue grinned costed pumper
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