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The type of person that you would only fuck on your couch because they aren't worthy of your bed.
"I can't believe that he took his fugly ex-girlfriend back. I saw that she commented his Facebook saying that they were up on his couch all night. He wouldn't even take her to his bed because she is such a couch hole."
When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.
"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"
"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.
"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"
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Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.
John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!
Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.
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A buddy who comes over and then stays over for way too long. He is usually just chilling on your couch watching ESPN or Braveheart.
Girl "Hey can you come over?"
Guy "I want to, but I have three Couch Brotatos in my living room."
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a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)
Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.
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