pull a coyote

A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the night before, impairing your ability to judge the looks of a woman. Origin: If caught in a trap, a coyote will chew it's leg off to get away.

You should have warned me that I'd need to pull a coyote with that skank!

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coyote hungry

It's when you are so hungry you'll eat anything...even your own arm! Borrowed from the definition of coyote ugly. It's when you're so hungry you feel like you could gnaw off your own arm to avoid certain starvation.

Damn, I haven't eaten in 3 days. I'm coyote hungry, I could eat my arm right now it looks so good!

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

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coyote quicksand

Sinking mud that is sort of like quicksand, but instead of being found in a desert, coyote quicksand can be found in places like rain-forests or swamps.

"Coyote quicksand is made of mud, not sand. They should call it quickmud."

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coyote saliva

A pejorative reference to domestic beer that is neither zesty nor robust and is consumed only under circumstances of desparation or sheer masochism. See: Milwaukee's Best or Keystone Ice.

"If I wanted to barf, I would have ordered coyote saliva!"

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coyote love

Waking up trapped in bed with a woman so ugly that, rather than risk arousing her by removing your arm from under her head you bite it off at the shoulder

Last night was awsome untill i woke up then i decided to use some coyote love.

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coyote ugly

It was actually a kick-ass bar before it was a horribly lacking motion picture. The one in Tampa is the tits.

$2 PBRs, hot girls dancing on the bar, and they're open till 3 a.m.? Coyote Ugly gets my vote for most underrated spot in Ybor City.

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