Master criminal

A Person of super smart behaviour that never gets caught out for there acts of cleverness and never reveals they're smart to anyone that may use they're brain for acts that would not benefit a master criminal they may only reval them selves to other people who may be master criminals ( as in sharing highly intelligent jokes and information on a need to know basses) and always act dim as not to attract attention to them selfs so they can always stay ahead of the game.

Wow they're so smart but you would never guess it they are such a master criminal. Or "wow how did you know that/ do that " " cos I'm a master criminal".

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criminal hatchery

Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.

Velveeta is pregnant again. Her first 8 kids are all in prison. What a criminal hatchery.

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Internet criminal

When joe Pardoe gets fucking autism

You're an internet criminals

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criminal apologiser

Almost exclusively uber-liberal, uber wet arse, sociology lecturing, smelly cardigan wearing lefty tree huggers who makes excuses for the worst serial offending scum and terrorists in society. Most notably a trait of Labour governments, Liberal politicians and filthy rich pop stars in the UK, and the trotskyists who have introduced legislation (Human Rights Act) to protect this vermin. Notably highly paid beauracrats in organisations like the 'Prison Reform Trust'.

Professional criminal apologiser Tarquin said "The poor lad didn't have a games console when he was but a little boy, that's what made him slaughter & disembowel 20 prostitutes".

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criminally insane

a person who exhibits actions that could be a potential danger to him/herself or others.

The murderer was criminally insane.

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Hardened Criminal

A drug dealer that used to sell marijuana, cocaine, or other recreational drugs and got older and now sells Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra to his erectionally challenged customers.

Dude my dope dealer turned into a Hardened Criminal on me and I can't get the chronic weed anymore!

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criminality sweat

A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+

Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"