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To fap using a phone, preferably to incest porn, and get caught by hitting a social media sharing button.
Steve: Do you know why Mike isn't coming to the party?
Dave: Dude, he committed Cruz-ifixion and now he doesn't want to be in public.
The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink
Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD
To casually depart for greener pastures at a time when those you serve find themselves in greatest need.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thanos, Magneto, Doctor Doom, Ultron, the Chitauri and Topher Grace have joined forces and are assaulting Avengers Mansion! We need reinforcements now!
IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!
Your typical fat ass that will do anything to steal your Uno reverse cards cards, watch out for these as they might throw wild Jaxsons at you.
I was playing Uno with a KaSee Cruz when his wild pet Jaxson attacked my and he stole all the Uno reverse cards.
ella cruz is my friend she’s a bitch lol and she likes me idk why i’m a nobody 😐
person: do u know ella cruz?
person: yea she’s a bitch!
A Spanish woman with the face of a moth and the voice of a chipmonk.
Tom Cruise pays her to date him so people wont find out that he's gay.
Billy: Hey Wendy do you wanna go see that Penelope Cruz movie tonight?
Wendy: No, Billy, I'm scared of moths.
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1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word
2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband
3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast
4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent
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