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This is when you are the go to team or guy that catches all the shit from upper management.
"I hate being the executive diaper at the weekly meeting."
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Modern terminology for taking your life. With a psychological overtone in which makes one think more about the act. Which in some cases is all that's needed. "Change a mindset change a life."
"Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem."
"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
Suicide is neither an answer nor solution if it was the ones you left behind wouldn't be in trauma and pain.
Killing your self is SE Self Execution and the act will always be greater than the cause.
SE Self Execution
The scope and goal of every mental health origination
Is to give the mentally ill hope and improve their situation.
Yet even with all their training, recovery groups and pills,
there's always the ones self punishment kills.
Suicides continue every second of each day.
I believe it's because we look at it the wrong way.
For most don't realize the true nature of this beast
and the legacy of pain it leaves after it's feast
I've been to that brink I've been in pain,
and the actions I did bordered insane.
Luckily I'm still here be it random or grace
Hopefully I'll leave something time won't erase.
Want to make a difference want to give to mankind
just a new mindset could be the right path to find.
Many have said SE sounds like a bad thing to say.
How many lives could it save if we explained it this way?
My heart goes out for all the Victims of SE
Hopefully this can make some change in casualties we see.
Bills self execution was traumatic to all his loved ones leaving some with the mindset to take the same dark path.
The fireman and other first responders who cared for Bills mortal remains were in shock from his SE never before had they saw a human body in such a mess. The coroner decided Bill had laid in his apartment at least three weeks before he was found by his daughter.
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When you and 5 of your friends line up and get head from a slut, then blow your loads in her face like a goddamn firing squad.
This girl was so busted, the only way we'd ever let her into our party was after we gave her the turkish execution.
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A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
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The executive raincoat is a sex move where a man covers a girls face in saran wrap and pokes a tiny breathing hole over the mouth. Then he blows his load all over the girls face and breathing hole so it gets pulled in.
I made that bitch wear her executive raincoat...she could barely breath!
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When you are having sex with a girl and she just so happens to fall asleep in the middle of it and you are left with the decision to either finish the job or stop and pull out.
So I brought Erica back to the house after barndance and while we were having sex she fell asleep and I was left with the executive decision of either finishing the job or stopping all together.
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Code word for sessions between Trump and Russian prostitutes when they pee on each other.
New White House Staff Member: How come I was the only one who would shake the President's hand before the meeting?
Old White House Staff Member: Didn't you see his schedule? He had Executive Time before the meeting. Fourth one of the day.
New White House Staff Member: I think I need to go wash my hand!
Old White House Staff Member: If I were you I'd just cut it off.
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