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A female that is extremely adept at giving fellatio, sucking dick, polishing cocks etc.
Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.
Cory : Wow, what a first date, Michelle was fucking Mike Schmidt on my cock last night. She's fucking George Brett with a dick in her mouth. Couple more like that and I'll have to enshrine her as a Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman.
Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.
Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.
Allison : Ouch.
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Referencing a collection of infamous "Phils" who are carefully scrutinized under the following criterion: obesity, baldness, body hairyness, stupidity, blue collar career choices, and overall dubiosity; thus ruining the future procreation efforts of all other "Phils."
Phil Margera, Phil Collins, and Phil Bradley were inaugural members of the "Phil Hall of Fame."
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When you type "define anagram" Google will ask you if you meant to say "nerd fame again "
This is a Google developer joke on the word anagram which is a word, phrase, or name formed by rearranging the letters of another
You: Define anagram
Google: Nerd fame again
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An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.
Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.
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See Steve Bartman, Martha Burke, Sirhan Sirhan, Karen Ann Quinlan, and Ja Rule.
"Everyone gets 15 minutes of fame."
-Andy Warhol
"I'm still waiting for mine."
-Rodney Basil
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Whorehouse, brothel, bordello, house of ill reute, cathouse.
Ken Starr thought Clinton turned the White House into a house of ill fame.
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"Everyone gets 15 minutes of fame."
-Andy Warhol
Derived from the quote of Andy Warhol, this term is directed to reality tv or YouTube type "celebrities" who gain recognition and publicity from their (often accidental) video submissions. The use of the word 'frames' is an allusion to the frame speed of video cameras, where 30 frames per second or 24 frames per second is standard speed for consumer/prosumer cameras, thus 15 frames of fame would equal half a second of fame.
Jason uploaded a video of his terrier "Murf". The video was recorded as the dog was eating cat poop from the litter box. Jason then yelled at the dog and it instantly took a dump in said litter box... then sniffed its own poop but was offended by the smell. Within days Jason's video went viral. His 15 frames of fame.
The buzz died and Jason was terrified his celebrity was at an end. He made many, many attempts to train his dog to do a multitude of things with cat poop but alas the dog proved it was a one trick phony. Murf only ate shit.
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