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Teenage girl who spiked in followers from creating a dance to the Cuphead song during tiktoks early days but later got her account banned
Dude I miss faucet failure and her account
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When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.
At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!
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Another word for penis
A: I just left Home Depot and bought a new faucet.
B: I want to see your faucet!
A: I’ll show you my body faucet.
When u blind her with your white lazer in the shower
"Why the fuck did u just blind me retard" guy-"water faucet bitch"
when the breast milk from your tits are leaking after having a baby
damn babe my faucet tits are bad this week
Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.
Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?
A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.
Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"