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Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.
No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!
The Dirty Fester is when you fist your roommate and then leave the room mid nut and piss in his trash can.
“My roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.”
When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.
I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester
Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.
The sound became festerous.
My job is festerous.
Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.
Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.
It’s what lay cats consistently do.
Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!