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A girl you see at a music festival who is pretty-much perfect.
Also she definitely has the exact same music taste as you.
She is also basically the best thing in the world.
A date with festival girl might be overwhelming, but perfect regardless.
Festival girl probably has short blond hair and a nice dress, and a backpack.
"I'm going to marry Festival girl one day"
"Too bad you didn't even talk to her"
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Example 1:
Teacher: When the Soviets invaded Berlin, the entire city became a massive bullet festival.
Example 2:
Matt: I suck at Call of Duty. The matches are just freaking bullet festivals where I keep getting killed.
Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.
Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
An illusion of a luxury music festival on the Bahamian island of Great Exuma.
Also used as a noun to describe the bullshit of our lives.
1)
- Guuuurl, did you see Kendall Jenner’s IG this morning? Did you see that tea that will make you tummy go flat but your butthole go skrrrahh pap pap ka-ka-ka skibiki pap pap?
- Sure did. I’m telling you. That some fyre festival shit right there.
2)
- Yo bro, what should we do about all those lying, cheating, fraudass bitches running the financial industry of this world?
- Idk bro. Send them to fyre festival and let them fight till the death.
An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.
Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...
Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival
A "straight" guy who goes gay at festivals
I met this guy Tom last weekend at Coachella. He was so festival flexible.
Your fanny stinks of turkey and needs a good stuffing
Shes got a very festive fanny its stinks of turkey but defo needs a good stuffing