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When one is so constipated that their bowels have the feeling of being used to Cast iron.
"man i have been Casting Iron for two days now"
"doc, i need something to smelt this Cast Iron" (asking for prescription laxatives)
In reference to the final boss of Metroid: Zero Mission. Aka Meta-Ridley.
Iron Ted on a 15% run is impossible! Wish I had gotten the screw attack...
The absolute best fucking metal band on the face of this planet or any other.
See also: God
Iron Maiden is the whole reason I learned to play guitar.
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The biggest metal band on the planet, but I agree, some people just can't appreciate the sheer genius of their music.
The best Iron Maiden song has got to be "Hallowed Be Thy Name".
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1) One of the defining bands of Heavy metal through the 80's. Famous for songs such as "Number of the Beast" "Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter" and "2 Minutes to Midnight". They show some of the highest levels of instrumental talent known to Metal. A major inspiration to metal bands through the 90's to present day. They continue to churn out amazing and consistant hits (apart from during the mid 90's). Contrary to popular American belief, they are NOT satanists.
2) A medieval torture and execution device which was made of iron. A person was placed inside the box of the iron maiden while the door (which had impaling spikes on the inside) was closed slowly to to maximise pain and injury, while the prisoner died over the next few hours to few days from their injuries.
1) "I just picked up Iron Maiden's new album, it's amazing!"
2) "Throw him in the Iron Maiden!"
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The act of when someone wants to feel what it is like to have sexual intercourse paralyzed, so they purposely crush their legs with a steam roller all the way up to the knee cap then proceeds to have sexual intercourse paralyzed
Last night was amazing, I just did the Iron Steamroller with Judy and it was the time of my life, unfortunately I can't go on the hike with you guys but you have fun
When a man is performing doggy style on a woman and grips her with his thumb in her anus.
Dude I totally hit Kathleen with the iron thumb last night.